Right, the little man and I are sitting on the sofa a week ago. It's just before his bedtime so we're having a lovely cuddle. The little man pushes me slightly away looking at my chest. Just to clarify, I am not topless!!
"When are you gonna have some new boobs??"
Me: "Ermm... I'm not"
Me: "Because I don't need new boobs"
"But there are old"
Well, take that....!! He is lucky he's only 5, cute, charming and good looking otherwise he might not have gotten away with the comment!!